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Hey bro, can I have some antibiotic resistance?

Sure bro, but remember that the heavy metal tolerance gene is a dependency.

Shit, I'm on python 2 but hmrA requires python 3.

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[โ€“] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Males are bloat. Reproducing asexually and exchanging genes horizontally is clearly more efficient.

[โ€“] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Only in simpler species, higher animals have too much depencies.

Other things are simpler. Did you know that there was a group of goats stranded on an island, developed cold-bloodedness to save ressources?