Can you remember when someone else misspoke something? no! Hence, nobody will remember what you have misspoken.

That's a nice trick, but what if you actually do remember? Just off the top of my head, I remember a classmate who mispronounced Arkansas, Ark-Kansas for instance.

I also stayed in a "boutique" hotel in Singapore which I think the locals used kind of like a love hotel. I remember the neighbors getting it on at 3am, and the gul talking about the guy's "caulk."

His "caulk," like they were doing some late-night tile-sealing. 🙄