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universal struggle bait (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 9 months ago

[-] brokenlcd@feddit.it 12 points 9 months ago

We resolved nothing; ya still gotta try to align the connector 2-3 times before it actually fits.

[-] smoof@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

USB C should have been a circle.

[-] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 7 points 9 months ago

That will be USB O

[-] smoof@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

USB Oval like what it is now.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Still wouldn't fix it. USB exist in a superposition of states. The only way to get a quantum superposition system like a USB drive to collapse it by entangling it with another quantum superposition, like the USB port on your motherboard. Skipping over a lot of math, the way to do this for USB is to first test all possible sets of superposition states. Which fortunately for us is only two states; the homo-analogues and hetro-analogues states. This entangles the two systems then upon a third attempt it will be in the hetro-analogues state and collapse. The reason for this is the source code for USB was developed in the bowels of hell.