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Presidential fitness test (startrek.website)
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[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn't have any equipment for it... My school didn't even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!

[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago
[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Bozo! I fuckin' knew it!

Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!

[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

How much could a box cost? $10k?

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Was it Lockheed Martin?

[-] stratosfear@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 months ago

Did you find the proof? I gave it a half-effort on mobile and didn't succeed....

[-] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

In Civil Air Patrol they just screwed a ruler into a box.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

We were poor rural Canadians. Our sit-and-reach used a wooden ruler and a blocky wood scrap.

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