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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 145 points 10 months ago

any bill around internet monitoring and censorship : saving the precious children from horrible paedophiles act of 20xx

any bill for actually taking care of the physical and intellectual well being of children : bill 50906-3

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 77 points 10 months ago

"Wow, you want to FEED kids to keep them in good health? I'd rather spy on everyone in the hopes of catching someone under 18 accessing 18+ material. That's where REAL good health comes from."

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

They care about their SPIRITUAL health. Physical health doesn't matter compared to an eternity of hellfire, you heathen.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

The suffering means we are doing it right!

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

Oh God, I'm having flashbacks to growing up in an evangelical community

[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

The sooner the kid dies the less likely they are to sin.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You're saying that once we figure out how to baptize unborn babies, abortion is back on the menu?

OK that was a joke but I'm curious how the more radical Christian groups would react to that. Like you can basically guarantee a soul an instant ticket to heaven, why wouldn't you? Though I guess you'd have to find whichever group actually genuinely believes the spiritual war stuff instead of using it as a cover for a demographic war.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Ban abortion, also makes it illegal to find food to kids or homeless

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