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Midwest goodbye (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It would help if everyone else would stop talking to you and God forbid they fucking follow you out the door and keep talking.

[–] wellee@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Excuse me, it's not their fault you forgot to take your hotdish leftovers.

And also, how are your grandparents?

[–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 1 year ago

I've had it happen to the point where they're leaning on the car's window, and I'm desperately holding in the urge to let my foot off the brake pedal.