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I've been reading through the instructions for the Ikea drawers I'm getting on Saturday, and it is mostly pretty clear except one bit I'm not 100% sure on. I think it means that trying to have sex with the drawer unit on a hard floor will break it, so I should put it on a soft surface and stroke it gently instead.
I think it means the drawer needs a slow hand, not a heated rush. Could break shit otherwise.
You should post this to the cookie cutter identification group
I think it means if you want to merge with the drawer you to treat the drawer to Aladdin's magic carpet or else it will be sad and its heart will break.
Don't try any handsfree helicopter shit, maintain a firm hold on your partner at all times.
The person on the left looks like a pigeon.