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[–] CheezyWeezle@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I got something stupid like a 96 on the ASVAB and I just told the first air force guy I smoked a lot of weed and I never heard from any military again lmao

It was tempting when they offered me to go right into a program to become a satellite operator starting off making $125k/year immediately after boot camp... but I don't regret not taking that offer. Who knows what would have actually materialized, anyways. Probably would have been 6 years deep dreaming of hopefully seeing 6 figures one day while I end up managing logistics or something.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

My highschool made us take it as well. My school also made us take the SAT or ACT for the required 0.5 career credit. I do not remeber the actual scores after all his time, just that it was at the maximum on a few.

I understand they tried calling on me for years but never tracked me down. I skipped my senior year of highschool and went to college. Between work, school, and coeds, I was rarely home for them to bother me.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That offer was a lie. They have no power to offer you a specific position.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It was the fact that you can sign up for years but not be guaranteed the job you signed up for that kept me from joining.