Windows Pro help (iusearchlinux.fyi)

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Hi. I just noticed my Windows Pro is neither a professional nor does it have a window.

I also tried Windows Home but there was no house.

I think I was scammed. Help. This is there I got it from.

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[-] MouseWithBeer@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 1 year ago

I would suggest pouring a healthy dose of holy water over all over the computer to try to get the demon out.

[-] Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 1 year ago

I think I have a business idea:

Hire a priest
Build a isopropyl bottling line
Put the priest at the end of the line and have him bless all the bottles coming out
Hire an army of priests as professional electronics demon purging unit
Sell it as a service
profit

this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2023

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oh my god i had NO IDEA windows could break!!

(not actual tech support, just linux shitposting lol)

(no hate to Windows users though, Windows is a perfectly valid choice for many people <3)

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