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[–] bort@feddit.de 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

because of all the socialist propaganda in it?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

and the massive jizzing donkey dicks

[–] doingless@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They're actually mens dicks the size of donkeys. Be accurate my dude.

[–] MetaSynapse@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The size of donkeys dicks, or the size of whole donkeys?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Dick so long you like why it ain't dirty? But it ain't, it ain't.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

So that is why my late grandma was Christian!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And the abortions, and the child killing

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Abortion instructions*. The Bible tells you how to force your wife to have an abortion if she cheats on you.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you know where? I don't doubt you, I just wanna see this lmao

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I have never (before) read a single word of that bible, but may I bestow this upvote upon you for so casually and precisely bringing the requested reference.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What the FUCK

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 2 years ago

It's the Bible, my dude. That shit is bat shit insane if you read it cover to cover.

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait till you hear about the guy who fled Sodom with his two daughters who then got him heavily drunk and raped him because they though god wanted them to.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Its because he was wearing a short toga, so he was asking for it

[–] themelm@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

And the incest and rape and all the foreskin stealing.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 8 points 2 years ago

Oh, we don't believe God's word in those parts.