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submitted 9 months ago by nekandro@lemmy.ml to c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

Canada is below the required immunity threshold to sustain elimination. How did we get here?

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[-] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 99 points 9 months ago

If only there was a way to prevent a person from getting measles. Hell, mumps and rubella too!

[-] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 71 points 9 months ago

But the shot gave me 5g or whatever, they’ll know where I am all times!

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[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 16 points 9 months ago

More likely is that no one in the government gives 2 shits what some MAGA retiree is doing. Those types are desperate to pretend they are relevant.

[-] Misconduct@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It's like when someone leaves a real asshole comment and then goes "I'm being brigaded!!!" lol. Naw lil buddy. You're not that important people just saw your comment and thought you were being a jerk

[-] interolivary@beehaw.org 3 points 9 months ago

Better drink some colloidal silver in chlorine, no way could that be a scam. Gee why am I turning blue and shitting my guts out

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 13 points 9 months ago

Alas... Medicine has yet to advance from leeches.

[-] Truck_kun@beehaw.org 3 points 9 months ago

Have them skip the leeches, go straight to being a blood donor.

Similar health benefit, but also help others. Last I checked, the Red Cross has declared an emergency from blood shortages, caused by fewer donors than ever.

Just tell people it will reduce the microplastics in their bloodstream.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

No no no no. Blood Transfusions are evil!

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