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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 35 points 9 months ago

You'll go fmt and you'll like it. Go has the single easiest to Google name of any programming language. Thou shalt not question golang decisions.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 21 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna name some language "``` head -n1 /dev/random | base64 ``" so it's easy to search

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago

I'm a cruel person - so I've been contemplating naming a language .NET

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't dare! Nobody's that evil..

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

At least it isn't confused with a certain Java clone by an evil company or ++ version of itself or not acknowledged at all, because it is just named after a single character, like C for example...

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 9 months ago

a certain Java clone by an evil company

Because Oracle are the good guys now?

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

Never said that Oracle isn't evil, just pointed out M$ is extra evil

[-] dan@upvote.au 3 points 9 months ago

Java clone by an evil company

... J++? Visual J#?

[-] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Dalvik

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