Best I can offer is $3.50 (mediacdn.aus.social)

submitted 8 months ago by dgar@aus.social to c/tails@lemmon.website

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Image description: A large sign reads:
Milk It!
Maryland Guernsey Breeders

Milk a Cow $3
2 People $5

Weeknights 5 pm to 7 pm
Weekends 11 am to 3 pm

(Originally published on aus.social: 2024-02-21)

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[-] MrFappy@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

How much to milk one person?

[-] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 3 points 8 months ago

Double or nothing, it seems.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

It’s tip to tip, middle-out. Minimum of two.

this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024

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