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xkcd #2898: Orbital Argument
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Alt text:
"Some people say light is waves, and some say it's particles, so I bet light is some in-between thing that's both wave and particle depending on how you look at it. Am I right?" "YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE!"
Leave it to Jupiter to mess yet another thing up
Stupid lazy ass diabetus planet doesn't even have enough mass to fuse its hydrogen.