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Shitty digital door(ule)
(orcas.enjoying.yachts)
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Get that good surge pricing going for everything.
You look drunk? Prices go up 30% while they flash booze ads at you.
Stoned? Cheetos are 250%. Two giddy teenagers looking for condoms? Price them sky high motherfucker!!
Don't give them any ideas...