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We’ve reached the point of having to patch the software of your shoes
(media.mstdn.social)
Image description: Installation progress bar running for software upgrade of the Under Armour running shoes
(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)
“Why would shoes need to be connected to the Internet?”
“To download software updates.”
“Why would shoes need to download software updates?”
“To fix security vulnerabilities.”
“And why would shoes have security vulnerabilities?”
“Because they’re connected to the Internet.”
It’s cuz blinky lights are cool!
Look, from the app I can change them blue!
Daba dee daba dai?