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The code was very janky, but it worked
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Make it faster and jankier with precalculated lookup tables!
Make it even jankier with uncalculated variables.
Screw calculating values for variables, just initialize it pointing to a random memory address and get a value for free! (Assuming your program doesn't segfault).