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[-] casmael@lemm.ee 39 points 8 months ago

Bad news unfortunately, I’ve been too busy banging rocks together to know what docker is 🗿 :(

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I've come to find Lemmy is the land of the trans-programmer-communist and I'm here for it lol

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

cis-bisexual-programmer-communist here, we demand recognition

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm just a cis tech savvy communist, but I like the cut of your all's jib.

Y'all might even get me off of Windows!

[-] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 8 months ago

You'll be running Arch (btw) before you know it!

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

I once tried to install Manjaro and I have never managed to break something quite so badly as that Linux install. I have no idea what happened.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I'm more of a cis-gay-socialist, but I'm friends with a number of trans-programmer-communists!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure docking is gay sex slang for putting penises in penises.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 8 months ago

I verified it. It is an actual thing and it is actually called docking.

I'll be right back, gonna bleach my eyes real quick.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I knew. I just said it in a silly way so poor victims like yourself would get tricked into checking 😛

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 8 months ago

Awesome example of dickrolling.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Never gonna dick you up, Never gonna cock you down

Never gonna run around and insert you

😁

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

That sounds painful.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

I’ve just checked with my lawyer and there is no way you can get a penis to fit inside another penis, the size variance simply isn’t great enough between different penises

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's more of a sort of foreskin interlocking thing, really.

Don't ask me why you would do that, I have absolutely no idea 🤷

Btw, maybe don't go to your lawyer for medical questions? Your dermatologist totally bungled that parking ticket dismissal hearing for you, after all..

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

I’ll have to check a diagram but that sounds a lot more doable. Looks like the yanks will be left on the sidelines for this one tho - famously low foreskin ownership rates over there.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I recently heard of a straight docking story. Strap not trans. Yes I immediately befriended both people. So no it’s not necessarily gay, but it almost always is

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