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[–] Obonga@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The smaller the tits, the better. Fight me.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You want concave chest craters on your ideal mate?

I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just asking.

[–] Obonga@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flat=smallest, but i am sure i simply haven't seen "concave chest craters" and would absolutely love it or something

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Hey gotta respect the man for sticking to his principles

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't knock it til you've done shots out of a concave titty

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Obonga@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sadly i am not very attracted to male faces or penis 😪.

But lets be honest here, most women do not have animee tiddies. There are probably more flat chested women out there than those with very large ones. I just have to find one 🤞

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be careful, if you say that flat chested adult women exist too loudly, Steam might ban you

....and there are probably the most people with regular average sized titties that are neither huge or small.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Am a dude, can confirm some dude have tits

I gotta start exercising again