this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
656 points (97.7% liked)

Curated Tumblr

4942 readers
599 users here now

For preserving the least toxic and most culturally relevant Tumblr heritage posts.

The best transcribed post each week will be pinned and receive a random bitmap of a trophy superimposed with the author's username and a personalized message. Here are some OCR tools to assist you in your endeavors:

Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably not, no. Wild wolves tend to have only negative interactions with humans and thus instinctively consider them a threat regardless of the specific situation..

[–] nitefox@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You better sit down for this next part..

Remember The Lion King? Turns out lions can't sing and have no concept of monarchic rule!

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Plx tell me that it was not a lie when every good girl/mermaid/bitch/toy. gets a rich handsome prince and has a happy ever after.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NAAANIII????? But but but... That's inconceivable!!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Ho Ho Ho Ho, young viking druid! 'Tis a spell I have in my muscle memory!

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is true. It's an established fact that lions adopted a unicameral parliamentary system as far back as 1643.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And, given the average lifespan of a lion, that's over 3 generations ago!