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Childbirth Rule
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Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
We did this after space travel and programming language.
It seems like a great way to send ~50% of the babies birthed out in space. Just remove the net, speed it up, and tilt it 90°, then you have a coin flip chance at space babies or crater babies.
Have you ever read anything so absurd that you just start laughing uncontrollably but it's after midnight and you don't want to wake your spouse so you real quick clamp down to hold it in and then your gut hurts from all the heaving?
Sometimes it is worth the brief verbal abuse and getting slapped with a pillow by an exhausted SO.