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[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 38 points 7 months ago

Susan what the fuck are you doing with that vase? Did your date bring that? How did he even get it in here with water still in it?

[-] ConditionOverload@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Also why does the other vase only have some leaves coming out of it? And why is the liquid in it yellow?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

It's the stale piss leaf, specifically demanded by the restaurants manager, because it was the favorite plant of his late wife

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Hipster mint julep.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

and what about his tail?

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago

*tails

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