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Hate it when that happens
(sh.itjust.works)
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Or: Plenty of people have the problem, but nobody has figured it out.
And: Stack Overflow agrees that this is a dumb thing to want to do, anyway.
Or it's a bug that was reported 5 years ago with 165 votes and somehow still not fixed
time to learn assembly *cracks knuckles*