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[-] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 49 points 7 months ago

We've always called this "French Fry Syndrome" in my family, when you go to swallow a huge handful of fries and they do that super slow slide all the way down and it's painful as hell

[-] moog@lemm.ee 72 points 7 months ago

??? Maybe don't shove handfuls of fries down your throat ???

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 49 points 7 months ago

Well you say that, but then there's fries and one thing leads to another

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

What are you the fries police?

[-] moog@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Yes put the fries down and ur hands up 🔫

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

You just want to take my fries, scalawag.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

But my fingers are all salty and greasy...

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

What are you a fucking communist?

[-] moog@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Our fries

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 13 points 7 months ago

Watch out everybody, the fry police are here to stop us from shoving fries down our throat.

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass

[-] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

I have this, even with a single fry at the start of a meal. Starchy or dry food in general. I'm about to get hiccup from that fry, then I down a half glass of water and I'm good for the rest of the meal.

[-] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Holy shit I have this same exact problem. Eats one bite and blammo - hiccups

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 25 points 7 months ago

How many of your family members can fit in an average sized row boat?

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

LMFAO not cool

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Interesting. We call this "attempted suicide" in my family.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Dude...

[-] VHSSense@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

A universal experience. In the UK we sometimes call it "chip chest"

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Esophageal Stricture?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

You remember the "poop knife" story from Reddit where the dude made a casual comment and then found out his family was weird as fuck? This is your poop knife moment.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

that's because of the non-newtonian effects of the sticky starch paste

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