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'Ate Seagulls (lemmy.world)
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[-] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 7 months ago

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

[-] kattenluik@feddit.nl 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

As if you wouldn't steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

[-] DudeDudenson 16 points 7 months ago

So you're saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids

[-] kattenluik@feddit.nl 7 points 7 months ago

He just shouldn't have done it, but obviously yes that too.

[-] Wooki@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Obviously a waste of good avian meat

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

if it had zero consequences

And yet, here there were consequences.

It's just a specific breeding programme and he was culling the failures. #evolution \s

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Exactly, he's helping nature

[-] little_tuptup@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

I don't see where it says he abused the bird before killing it.

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

exactly, the swing probably was to get enough speed

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure it dying instantly in a quick whack is the opposite of being abused

Like no he shouldn't have done that but you're going a little overboard

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