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'Ate Seagulls
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this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2024
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Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.
I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.
Fuck those sky-rats.
As if you wouldn't steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.
So you're saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids
He just shouldn't have done it, but obviously yes that too.
Obviously a waste of good avian meat