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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 104 points 6 months ago

If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn't say no.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 129 points 6 months ago

I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.

Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.

Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.

Anatomically incompatible, probably.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 96 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Bro, the genre's called fantasy for a reason.

Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be...

[-] strongarm@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 months ago

She doesn't love you, you're the first thing she could grab with a heart beat and two legs

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 24 points 6 months ago

Beggars can't be choosers.

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not true! She ate a monkey yesterday. ..and she grabbed it before she ate it.

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