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[-] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 62 points 6 months ago

Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 40 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Rock is good. You can cook with rock, support and balance things, keep it as a pet, paint faces on it, wedge things that need wedging, use it as a paperweight, possibly shatter it into many knifey bits or sell it to your kid cousin as a magic rock. I think you can also do a few things with ropes and rocks, but I can't remember any of those things. Yes, you can throw rock, but rock likes most to bounce on water when thrown.

[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 25 points 6 months ago

Arrr, rock good, rock cook, rock support. Rock have face. Rock wedge. Rock paperweight magic rock, sell. Rock shatter. Rock is pet. Use rope on rock. Throw rock fun. Rock bounce water.


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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

This is my favorite thing I've read this week

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