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Why haven't you taken the bear pill?
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Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man
The correct answer is to raise both hands and eyebrows, excuse yourself from the table, walk off and keep walking until sufficient distance has been reached. Switching mode of transportation on the way is acceptable.
You'll often hear smart-alec martial arts masters say that the best self-defence technique is the 400m sprint, but they couldn't be more wrong. In truth it's the 1km parcour.
i like this one, this one is good.