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Two chemists walk into a bar (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 57 points 6 months ago

So does the would-be assassin expect the cops to say "Oh he asked for Hydrogen peroxide? Then it must be suicide!"

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

Only if the victim was Epstein or a Boeing whistleblower. But I digress…

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Or that the bartender will know what he’s talking about and would just serve a customer a glass of hydrogen peroxide as if it were a drink.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

they'll say anything if it means they won't have to do much

this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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