1405
Anon catches his wife
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
You could say it's over Für Elise
No. You cannot say that.
But he already did, whatcha gonna do now?
I will stridently, and with great determination, do nothing at all.
keep rollin'
All those years working in the classical department at Tower Records finally paying off with this joke.
My family disowned me, my wife left me and I now live in a barrel. But it was all worth it. For this one moment.
Barrel dwelling loners rise up