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Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍 (lemmy.world)

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[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that The relative position of the planets and the stars Could have a special deep significance or meaning That exclusively applies to only you But, let me give you my assurance that These forecasts and predictions are all based on Solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I?

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

God damn I can't not hear it

[-] Oka@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

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