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[-] BrightHalo@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

This person should buy a lottery ticket!

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 38 points 5 months ago

But only one that is printed on the outside whether it's a winner or a loser, and what prize it is.

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

3rd one, won a dollar. ???

4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Read the ticket name. "Always win a dollar"

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 7 points 5 months ago

Do you buy a netflix card and think you won something?

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 points 5 months ago

Didn't realise this was roastme

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