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Bribery schmibery. Make them pay for their stupidity
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I work in government and we're not allowed to accept gifts over $50, but I really prefer no one give me anything. Any time someone has, it's been a thank you for work that's already done, but I don't want there to ever be any question about it. Plus, when you're a younger woman (so not so much these days, but early career), people question if the gifter was angling for something else, which is awkward.
loudly proclaiming "I'm lesbian, Brian. Penises are icky. Get your head out of the gutter, ugh."
Make them awkward once, and they won't make you awkward ever again.
Even that wouldn't always work. This woman found out I was working on my birthday (I always do, but I guess that's s big deal to some), so she came back with cake, a bottle of prosecco, and flowers. My mom was like, "Was she trying to date you??" That woman was one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in real life, I fucking WISH she was trying to date me. I am not that lucky. It's only the men my dad's age that are trying to hook up.
So … was she trying to date you?
Sadly, no. She was just a really nice person. It's ok though, it's probably better to not date people that make you feel like a bridge troll in comparison.
And you know because you asked her?
How long ago was this again? Sorry I’m old and too lazy to go back and read your earlier comment.