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Beethoven's 9th Symphony (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of an animator saying ''If a pregnant woman takes nine months to have a baby, can four women have a baby in two and a half months?''

The point is, somethings can't be done faster through simple numbers. Only as much as you can fit through the smallest bottleneck is going to happen until you invent a bigger bottle.

[-] whaleross@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Hello, this is Steven from HR. It has come to our attention that you've been calling women's private parts bottlenecks.

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Yep, and I'm stuck in one. Get the fire department, tell them it happened AGAIN

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Are you just holding on to the can?

[-] uncertainty@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 months ago

Once you fill the pipeline though, the output rate is pretty high - over four human births per second globally currently.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Sure but how many of those babies recouped the investors?

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