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A flawless strategy (lemmy.world)
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[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

I once got a tattoo from an artist who was cute and, in hindsight, clearly into me. Just the two of us in the shop, showing me photos of other designs while leaning very close, etc.

I commended her artwork, paid for the ink and left. Still kick myself thinking about it, we are not the most intuitive creatures.

[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

Similar story for me

I was in a hostel in Berlin and I'd had a fun time with this girl and a few others in a bar the night before. She had a nice tattoo on her arm and I complimented on it, she then took off most of her clothes and showed me her other tattoos but I didn't think they were as nice though I politely said they were nice. I then went out to get breakfast leaving this poor girl in her underwear

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Aw geez that smarts. Lesson learned, if you ask a woman about her ink and she offers to show you more…ask to see more. It’s been working pretty well for the gf and I, she’s got em all over.

[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Haha I had pretty big self esteem issues at the time.

Funnily enough my wife doesn't have any tatts, maybe I should encourage her haha

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

“Show me all the places you don’t have tattoos”

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

This is a great line.

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