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submitted 5 months ago by glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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this is revenge for getting pants shid then unshidding pants with a spell off goog’s 3rd page of SEO results that sucked the shid back up like a vacuum cleaner (shout out to @brokenlcd@feddit.it https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/9197794 for finding the spell)

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[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 months ago

Magic! Congrats on your new bff!

After studying the tomes, if the kitty is young give it an occasional bath (can be just water) so you can bathe it later if it ends up needing it! Also cast a protection charm (wash your hands) after cleaning the litter box to deflect the toxo spell

[-] brokenlcd@feddit.it 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm going to try but the biggest problem is that i'm allergic to cats... Thanks for the advice

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

I’ve heard of a ~5 year ritual spell (treatment called allergy shots) for allergies that’s permanent when it’s done, sounds too good to be true but apparently is real. If you have access to clerics (health care) or live in a country with public clerics, check your local hospitaller station!