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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)
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[โ€“] flerp@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Hahahuaha jokes on them, they don't know I have a cat so I am sharing a chair with a female at this exact moment in time!

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