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And they never will (midwest.social)

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[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

They don't read the Bible. They quote parts of it to suit their needs, the hypocrite fucks.

Usury is banned in the Bible, but it's essentially what the US runs on.

Hell, based on the Bible no Karen should ever quote the Bible in an attempt to teach someone.

1 Timothy 12 “I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet."

Mixing fabric? That's a stoning. (And not the good kind.)

"Extensive knowledge of scripture" don't make me laugh

[-] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

My favorite is when you point out all the shit from their Bible, they don't follow, and they hit you with "oh that's from the old testament, and Jesus did away with all of that."

I'm also always amused at the concept of a perfect infallible being not getting it right the first time and having to push out the revised new testament.

[-] Laurentide@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago

“oh that’s from the old testament, and Jesus did away with all of that.”

Except for the one little verse that says gay people are bad. That part of the Old Testament still applies somehow because reasons.

I’m also always amused at the concept of a perfect infallible being not getting it right the first time and having to push out the revised new testament.

I think the intended idea here is that God is guiding humanity like a parent raises their children and you need different rules for different stages of development, but that would mean growth and change are actually good things and the Fundies really don't like that.

[-] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

That part of the Old Testament still applies somehow because reasons.

That's because Romans 1 also says gay sex is bad

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah they don't even get that part right. Paul got rid of the OT rules, but he grandfathered in ones he liked.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Every time I see a Red Lobster I really just want to get a good stoning in.

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