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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I'm assuming the person has at least one hand free. A big "that's not a noife, this is a noife" would solve the problem lickety split. If both arms are pinned then there isn't much you can do. Try to bite it I guess, but they're used to being bitten by animals much more ferocious than humans.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Wear a special constrictor armor that deploys buzz saws if it's ever squeezed with enough force to break ribs.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That's awesome!

[-] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Snek scoffs at humans' tiny bite force.

this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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