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Home alone 2 actor was recently injured (2024) (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/moviescirclejerk@lemmy.world

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

thoughts and prayers

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Dear Satan, why won't you take that fucker? Please, please, pretty please? I'll sacrifice a goat.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

They'll pray over bullets and 'purify' them, then resell them for more.

Get your blessed bullets here, your heavenly authorized ammo, your cartridges of Christ! Sanctify your shooting today!

All rounds receive a GUARANTEED thought AND prayer such that they only be used for good!

I am actually surprised there is not already some megachurch or QAnon pastor doing this, there must be.