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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

I would still steel shit from larger chain shops to eat an stuff so that wouldnt work out. Also i would test my powers first.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

steel shit? sounds painful...

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Yes i have a disorder where i shit steel

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Now there's a superpower! STEEL SHIT and then shoot them with your poo.

Floater shit! - - you shit towards a person drowning so they now have a floatation device.

this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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