Seriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. "I like people who stay on Earth." Well I don't!
"I like people who obey the law of gravity."
He could retort by saying that he was obeying gravity, but falling continuously towards the earth while traveling at a speed that kept him from hitting the ground.
That implies the earth is round which might alienate some voters from that base.
Although.... It might attract the "I'm a sekrit alean" bloc....
We should shop this, maybe do a tabletop....
Seriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. "I like people who stay on Earth." Well I don't!
"I like people who obey the law of gravity."
He could retort by saying that he was obeying gravity, but falling continuously towards the earth while traveling at a speed that kept him from hitting the ground.
That implies the earth is round which might alienate some voters from that base.
Although.... It might attract the "I'm a sekrit alean" bloc....
We should shop this, maybe do a tabletop....