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Self hate rule
(midwest.social)
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Rule: You must post before you leave.
Humans suck, and that's why I'm glad I'm not a human!
Indeed, cats are much better :p
White people suck! That's why as of today I am black. Neat how you can just clear yourself of culpability, isn't it?
Don't be silly, white people and black people are the same species. I am not.
Edit: the joke is that you're supposed to assume that the person on the other end is a human; but I am claiming not to be. I'm reacting as though the meme applies to me, and then revealing that it doesn't due to an outlandish circumstance.