I don't like cucumber, not even in a salad, and I'll die on that hill.
Cucumber is the best bit of salad
You do that. I’ll keep doing what I usually do: prick all those bastards on my fork at once and eat them really quick, so I can finally start enjoying my salad.
You can just let me have them!
The webcomic you didn't know you wanted.
Cucumber is the best bit of salad
You do that. I’ll keep doing what I usually do: prick all those bastards on my fork at once and eat them really quick, so I can finally start enjoying my salad.
You can just let me have them!