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Anon goes out with friends (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 151 points 3 months ago

I'm beginning to think Pizza guys are the heroes we need

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 41 points 3 months ago

They give us what we all crave: stuffed crust

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

More pizza deliveries die on job than blue guys. Where thin bread line

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 months ago

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

Italian crust, front lines drenched in the marinara of the fallen

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Those blue guys don't even make the top 20 deadliest jobs

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Pizza guy here, the best way to show gratitude is with a large gratuity.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

Gratitude all over me don't worry about my hair

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Hiro Protagonist would agree

[-] TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Dog_Mendon%C3%A7a_%26_Pizzaboy

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

And to Amazon I go

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