What the – and I can't stress this enough – fuck is wrong with conservatives?

It’s like a “Where’s Waldo”. The longer you look at it the more weird shit you see.

The abs on those....knees? And the thumb on the limb coming out of those shorts sure is something.

I'm gonna have some weird nightmares

Isaiah 44:9-20

All who fashion idols are nothing, and the things they delight in do not profit. Their witnesses neither see nor know, that they may be put to shame.

(I'm not even religious, LOL.)

THE CREATURE ON THE FAR LEFT HAS TWO HEADS.

Goddamn gram what are you smoking?

This is just so fucking weird. I don't get it. Democrats, even the most ardent Obama supporters, never did shit like this, from what I can remember.

If it walks like a cult, and quacks like a cult.

I don't believe in the antichrist, but if I did I would think it's Trump. Dude's a literal golden calf, the embodiment of the seven deadly sins, and a whole bunch of Christians will follow him into hell.

Gotta love how Christianity, a religion where one of the teachings is loving thy neighbor, is used as a way for people to justify hating liberals or anyone who isn't part of the predominantly conservative white Christian hivemind. Stuff like these kinds of posts are definitely one of the top 3 reasons why I keep me away from organized religion.

This is why people on the left need to vote. The GOP falls in line, and they chip away every decade just because they show up.

You want things to go left? Vote. Every. Single. Time. For. Dems.

(Also known as: They vote. Are you?)

Just imagine conceptualizing the prompt for this.

And they say Not a Cult....

Riiight

Love the Ogre Trump on the left.

The two headed guy with a… dunce cap? on is a special touch.

You really gotta have serious mental issues to come up with that, let alone validate it

Every single one of them has boobs

This gives me idea of post apocalyptic America where trump forced scientists to put his dna into a virus, release it and the country is filled with these horrific mutants. There are like weird fringe trump worship cults warring with each other as isolated pocket nations in the wasteland.

Jesus. Church needs an audit

We live in the most cursed timeline.

There's something viscerally upsetting about this

It might be time to euthanize grandma.

You know, the bible said a little something about idolatry, but I guess remembering that is a little too inconvenient for these people.

The one on the left has 2 heads.

Y'all need to be more comfortable calling your "family" out

This is like a lame version of that Dr Who episode where the Master turns everyone on earth into himself