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[-] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 22 points 5 months ago

Gotta love Australian politicians. This is the same bloke who, a week earlier, was campaigning against gay marriage.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

So 4 people a year? That's not very many, especially since most animal attacks happen on humans who enter the animal's natural habitat.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So if I'm reading this correctly, there are people who sexually fetishize being torn apart by crocodiles. They have their own subdivision of Rule 34 art featuring sex and gnashing crocodiles. They have social media chatboards where they share fantasies and exchange roleplay tips, and where to buy sweet stuffed animals and play props, and rate versions of Godzilla and Lake Placid. They go to social munches where they snack and talk about the delight of getting torn apart by crocodiles and size each other up for dating. They even get together in play trists where they role-play as crocodile and victim, often ending in impassioned rutting.

And when someone can afford it, they buy transit to Queensland (at a rate of one person every three months), go there, evade animal control and crocodile management and sacrifice themselves their desire, throwing themselves among the Queensland crocodiles to get torn to pieces.

[-] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

Everyone talks about Rule 34, but nobody mentions the equally valid Rule 36.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Rule 36

I had to look it up. Some sites suggest Anonymous does not forgive. is Rule 36, but the one that makes more sense in this context is There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

[-] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The one I was thinking of is, "It's somebody's fetish. No exceptions."

Found a citation: https://everything2.com/title/Rule+36

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

i'm a furry who's into vore and this isn't far off from the truth

^apart^ ^from^ ^actually^ ^doing^ ^it^ ^ofc.^ ^we^ ^do^ ^not^ ^actually^ ^want^ ^to^ ^die^ ^irl.^ ^also^ ^usually^ ^ppl^ ^write/draw/roleplay^ ^being^ ^swallowed^ ^whole^ ^rather^ ^than^ ^getting^ ^torn^ ^apart^ ^(digestion^ ^optional^ ^--^ ^just^ ^sitting^ ^in^ ^someone's^ ^stomach^ ^for^ ^a^ ^while^ ^and^ ^being^ ^let^ ^out^ ^can^ ^be^ ^pretty^ ^hot^ ^too),^ ^although^ ^being^ ^torn^ ^apart^ ^(known^ ^as^ ^hard^ ^vore)^ ^is^ ^definitely^ ^a^ ^thing^

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Yeesh. That person should move.

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

It's ok; they're into it.

[-] null@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago
[-] ThoranTW@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The absolute tonal whiplash from Katter when he says "But I ain't..." is always a bit jarring

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 months ago

it scared me the first time

[-] Estadiol_Enjoyer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

bob katter, australia’s great maoist-gayist anti-crocodile warriorBob katter in inflatable rabbit costume

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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