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submitted 4 months ago by Exusia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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We merely went for a dance I meant no harm

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[-] neo@lemy.lol 59 points 4 months ago

The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

In my defense, Pallet Jack is a notoriously unruly guy..

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

He is unruly and therefore cannot be ruled. To steer him would be to court death.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago

Unless he's Klaus

[-] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Klaus will still nail someone's wife... but it'll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 19 points 4 months ago

What if I can operate several different types of forklifts, reach trucks, skid steers, and an excavator, but I'm not "certified"?

[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

Then, unless you're the owner, you're getting underpaid

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago

Lol ain't that the truth.

But I also don't do any of that for a job, so I doubt my boss will agree!

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

You're hired!

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

What a loser

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