that applicants name? Albert Einstein

it's funny, comical, and humorous!

the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else's hair

starting a petition to report all CEO salaries as hashbrowns/hour

instead of plugging that mental image into existence, you should not

I'd settle for going back a couple decades to entirely tactile controls and no touch screens in cars

and then when it gets too hot down there, all of the snowbirds migrate out and start an insane summer spread for the rest of the continent

I'm finally over the feeling of going into comment sections thinking "there's too many bots, no reason to try adding to the conversation"

reddit had no middle ground between new posts that get buried and overinflated posts that have a thousand regurgitated phrases plastered all over it

what could these symbols mean? even the best egyptologists are still at a loss

okay, but also have you tried spicing up your non sequitors with some arbitrary segues?

back in my day, we had to post memes updog both ways

god wants the children to have incurable tumors